I have an interview today at Scholastic, and frankly I am dreading going back into an office. Not even working there, but just setting foot inside an office environment with it's cubicle toys, late lunchers, superfluous meetings, ennui. Yuck.
I am thinking of applying for a job as a singing waiter instead:
"Piss Play Is So Mainstream Now" - Duh.
1 hour ago