Looking for a new career

I have an interview today at Scholastic, and frankly I am dreading going back into an office. Not even working there, but just setting foot inside an office environment with it's cubicle toys, late lunchers, superfluous meetings, ennui. Yuck.

I am thinking of applying for a job as a singing waiter instead:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fbh/730583462.html