Have you noticed when you hang out with people in their 20s, all of their stories revolve around people with bizarre names?
"Oh my God, Garnett was so funny that night! When Quinn walked in, he and Blaine couldn't believe that Blair was with Lompaul!"
Can't anyone just be named Mike anymore?
UPDATE: And get off of my lawn!
"Piss Play Is So Mainstream Now" - Duh.
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